Games with sex in them

The aim of the game is easy; you hand over control to your partner, but not quite in the way you might imagine. Choose your favourite sex toy or order a new one that is operated by a remote control and let your partner decide the settings. Paint the kitchen cupboards, bake banana bread, clean the oven — as mundane tasks as they go, but all while strutting around in your birthday suit. And make it interesting with a bet — whoever wins goes down on the other, perhaps?

This article contains sexual references, including but not limited to: interspecies sex, t axidermilogical sex, extraterrestrial sex and post-coital human sacrifice. There has always been sex in video games. As soon as developers were able to put animated pixels on a screen, they were trying to make those pixels do rude things. From the very start, realism was important. Later, we were treated to Sam Fox Strip Poker on the Commodore 64 and Night Trap on the Sega Mega Drive, a sort of fuzzy interactive B-movie that was deemed so shocking that it became the subject of a congressional hearing. Since then, a library of games that portray sex and sexuality with something approaching good taste has emerged. But how many can we call erotically charged?

There are party games and video games and mind games, and then there are good, romp-in-the-bed sex games. These games inject some excitement into a relationship, and they are not as lazy as a simple game of "Truth or Dare" that you'll inevitably quit after two rounds, because it's boring. Don't get us started on "Never Have I Ever.

August 8 is International Female Orgasm Day, and we're celebrating with an entire week dedicated to exploring the business and pleasure of porn. Porn video games come with a lot of stigma, and understandably so. But if you push through all that, you'll find there actually are some really good, very NSFW adult games out there.