Adult pirate jokes

Have you been in a busy place, maybe sitting in a cafe or bar, and you see someone walk across the room with their butt swaying side to side? I mean, everyone has a friend that looks like captain hook, right? We have set sail across the seven seas of the internet, pillaging and plundering for the greatest pirate jokes. Arrrrrrr gh you ready?

In celebration of Talk Like A Pirate Day on the 19th September, we have compiled a list of our favourite Pirate Jokes that for you to share with your friends on this booty-ful day! Scroll down the page to get to the good stuff! Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were in danger of being boarded by a pirate ship. Although some casualties occurred among the crew, the pirates were repelled. Later that day, the lookout screamed that there were two pirate vessels sending boarding parties. Once again the battle was on. However, the Captain and his crew repelled both boarding parties, though this time more casualties occurred.

The best pirate jokes There once was pirate captain who, whenever it looked like a battle would be imminent would change into a red shirt. After observing this behavior for a few months, one of the crew members asked him what it meant. I don't want you crew members to see blood and freak out. The captain all of a sudden looked very concerned.

On March 19, , the dreaded Cap'n Karikas said:. A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible! You didn't have that before. Last time I saw you, you had both hands.